the-lazy-intern:

Me, about to become the new owner of the local Denny’s

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ungarmax:

me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed

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 #me

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filmgifs:

THE LITTLE HOURS
(2017) dir. Jeff Baena

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knotpuncher:

if you’re not silly fuck you

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tokoshi:

my 2019 resolution is to live deliciously

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medusagirlfriend:

talking 2 a straight couple: which one of you craves and which one of you yearns

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 #good point

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soracities:

2019 is gonna be all about the monstrous feminine. here’s to keeping it feral, grotesque and unhinged, ladies 🥂

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kerosene:

“i’m trash/empty/dead inside”

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 #my evolution

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silkwrapped:

men are so dumb sometimes you just want to laugh at them but you can’t because they’ll probably kill you or some shit

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penny-anna:

original

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mcelboycontent:

thinking about how john mulaney and the mcelroys talk about their marriages as juxtaposed to most male comedians and just like…god the bar is so low but after so many years of hearing “ball and chain” jokes it is unbelievably refreshing to hear male comedians love the absolute shit out of their wives

millennials are killing the hating your wife industry

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