corvigay-clutter:

i survived a tuesday, and for what? wednesday? disgusting.

quixoticclown:

Yes, these Muppets have taken Manhattan. The question now is can they HOLD it

what if - and hear me out - they invented a non-stressful week at work?

can someone explain to me why I’m exhausted for at least a full week after going on work trips but my colleagues seem to have no issues

are they faking it or is my body uniquely unsuited to travel and time zone changes

quixoticclown:

Yes, these Muppets have taken Manhattan. The question now is can they HOLD it

they should invent a type of human body that actually works

hotvampireadjacent:

miss-nerd-alert:

whimsifae:

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

averagefairy:

being at work while your personal life is falling apart has to be among the top 3 worst human experiences. You’re at your absolute lowest and someone wants to circle back on an email…… unreal

yokowan:

recently we were out on a hilltop taking photos of the comet and suddenly some car’s headlights blind us from across the bay. literally four miles away.

who the fuck is out here with these nuclear fusion powered headlights. who puts naval searchlights on their fucking toyota tacoma.

basinhounds:

The Absolute Last Advice You Should Listen to After the Election

You should be feeling a lot of things right now. This is not one of them.

Slate Magazine

“In life, there are plenty of times when it makes sense to be gracious amid the agony of defeat. Today is not one of those times.”

shout out to this slate article for, while not really making me feel any better, being one of the only things I’ve read in a mainstream publication over the last 24 hrs that has made me feel even one ounce of sanity

fairycosmos:

lord take all of my pain and sufferig and give it to elon musk

travelsafely:

having an experience

kosmogrl:

how it feels to not care about something that used to drive you insane

just spent $1000 getting my old volvo 240 stationwagon fixed and even though it was cheaper than i thought it was gonna be, i was feeling some way about the cost.

but, man. when i was driving home. there’s no better feeling in the world than driving that car while listening to classic rock. feels like summers as a wild teenager.